The spasticated monkey 

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

The spasticated monkey by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009

Spastiche 

Spastiche, or 'stiche', is a mixture of any available alcoholic substances usually created in the early hours of the morning. The more types of alcohol used, the higher the grade of stiche.

"Last night we made a six way Spastiche. It was amazing.."

Spastiche by Tom Monaghan March 13, 2008

spasticated 

If you say or do stupid things....like being clumsy ect.

corr i'm propper spasticated 2 day lol

spasticated by Hayley Washbrook August 30, 2004

Spazticated orangutan 

An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.

Guy - Haha! Your a Spazticated orangutan!

Spazticated orangutan by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

spastimacated 

When your absolutely steamboated and you have the erge to hug a tree

I feel absolutely spastimacated after them shots

spastimacated by Sharqeisha January 27, 2018

spasticated 

a person who has serious mental problems such as george bush and the american people who support him.
also common in animals

that is one spasticated turtle

spasticated by fo'shizzle ma nizzle March 15, 2003

spastication 

when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life

that was complete spastication i am confused

spastication by twkwsaal May 12, 2018