Soapie soph 

The best person in the entire world, someone who is always there for you when you need her 🫀

Soapie soph uses the soap emoji alot because of her name hehe

Soapie soph by C@rdM@nnn October 18, 2023

Sapient

wise, having or showing sound judgment; possessing or expressing great sagacity

Also relating to the Human species Homo sapiens

a stern, smiting but sapient man stood before them

Sapient by S256 October 12, 2020

Techno sapiens 

A new intelligent species resulting from Homo sapiens' integration with technology. Techno sapiens are physically different from previous human groups through the use technology assisted genetic and physical modification. Techno sapiens evolution is technology driven and its genome will be different from Homo sapiens’ genome in ways never before imagined possible through natural evolution.

"On the following pages, photographer James Balog documents what he calls Techno sapiens: fusions of humans and machines that can be found today in American research labs and hospitals, and even on the streets. Add up the images, says Balog, and it's not hard to envision a race of flesh-and-technology beings with electric hands, legs of steel that run a two-minute mile, and perceptual powers unknown in nature."

Techno sapiens by space_raccoon January 24, 2014

Soaping 

The act of gliding across a handrail on foot.

Person 1: Did you hear that Harvey got Soaps today?
Person 2: Yeah! I saw him soaping on the staircase outside the building.

Soaping by imjustabill February 20, 2021

Bromo sapien 

(n.) Brohmoh Saypien
A brother, dude, bro, friend.
Derived from the inferior Homo sapien name in bronomial nomenclature.
A bromo sapien can be identified by frequently wearing tank tops, eating bacon (and other fine snacks if I do say so myself), having the skin tone of orange, and usually attempting to have a threesome with every 9 or 10 around.

Joe: What's up my Bromo sapien?
Sam: Nothin'. Just having bacon while tanning and attracting many fine women. The usual.

Bromo sapien by CantalopePuncher September 4, 2011

Soapentary 

The act of consuming a food or beverage out of a container which was poorly rinsed and still has soap, resulting in uncontrollable shitting

My wife left soap in my coffee cup, been in the shitter 10 times this hour, she gave me soapentary

Soapentary by Chewy=SFS= September 21, 2012

soaping off 

When you jerk off using soap as lube.

I ran out of lube yesterday, so i ended up soaping off

soaping off by Kinchee August 6, 2016