Sneezing Tourettes

The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.

My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.

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Sleeping with Pete

getting ridiculously drunk.

I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Pete tonight.

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A job Sweeping the Roof is a no show job. Essentially you don't have to go in because who's going to check or know if you've swept the roof.

My uncle Joey got me a job 9-5 sweeping the roof over on W 32nd Street.

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Not paying any attention

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when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.

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A mean, nasty, loud, abominable individual thats best left undisturbed.

You may want sleeping beauty to wake up but you do not want to awaken sleeping beasty.

sleeping beasty by jpg3 November 8, 2011

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'Sleep with one eye open' is usually used as a metaphor in a sentence. It basically means being very cautious, careful or attentive.

The peddler was sleeping with one eye open. He was shocked, as he heard footsteps approaching him. He looked quite frightened.

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