smoothie 

Blow job

She gave me a nice bannana smoothie until I released my protien pack.

smoothie by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

smoothie 

gay sexual practice, a gerbel is dehaired with "NEER" hair remover. then placed in a paper towel tube, and the tube is placed at the opening of one lovers anus, the other lover then blows a hit of crack cocain into the tube. you figure out the rest.

Bruce enjoyed his weekly smoothie from Felix,it made his feel like a little girl again.

smoothie by cj December 4, 2004

smoothie 

person that shaves his or her pubic hair, for hygenic or sexual reasons.

That smoothie had the cuttest little bald pussy I ever saw.

smoothie by BDI April 14, 2003

smoothie 

1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.

1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!

smoothie by tom April 25, 2004

smoothie 

A guy that has a smooth crotch.

Chris and Ross shared chips and salsa, that makes one or both of them a smoothie.

Chris likes Glee, he must be a smoothie.

Ross watches Jersey Shore, he is a smoothie.

smoothie by Casey the Cat October 22, 2010

Smoothie 

A common household appliance used to "smooth" clothes out with located in East St. Louis; an iron

Me- "Hey man, why's yo face bleeding?"
Man- "My ghetto ass wife through me out da house and hit me with a smoothie."
Me- "A smoothie..."
Man- "Yea, you know, that thing you smooth yo clothes out with."

Smoothie by JHand2011 October 26, 2010

smoothie 

a sleazy, quick talkin guy whos only ambition in life is to lay women.

he's abit of a smoothie

smoothie by frenchie April 24, 2003