Smoking 

The legal act of killing off unintelligent humans, preventing overpopulation and the transfer of low intelligence levels and laziness to offspring.

All the cool kids are smoking outside

Smoking by RecoJohnson July 4, 2010

smoking 

a way for people to look dumb ruin their health and hygiene automatically repulses everyone in 1 mile radius makes small children cry when they learn what will happen to their smoking family/ parents. yeah you will look real cool hooked up to an oxygen machine with a hole in you check false teeth and a cigarette in your hand!

Nat :hey kate lets buy that 'cool' smoker a drink
kate: really, you now its a legal and painful way to Die!
Nat :oh really? never mind!

smoking killed my Grandpa he even quit, reason the smoke was in the carpet after he had been smoking for so long. i was five years old

smoking by Clutzs is kinda clever July 7, 2010

smoking 

Ridiculously fucking hot.

That dude is fuckin smoking. Let's order him a few more pints so we can get it on.

smoking by cryogenic stasis November 21, 2004

smoking 

Nasty disgusting pathetic trash.

Smoking sucks ass. In all seriousness.

smoking by 1069 November 27, 2005

Smoking 

What you do after sex.

Person: What were you guys doing last night?

Me: Oh, we fucked into oblivion and then stayed up smoking until like 3.

Person: Cool.

Smoking by Aceywantsyoursoul July 22, 2012

smoking 

The Stupidest habit anyone could ever start.

Fagqueerious:Smoking is SOOO cool
Me:What so cool about getting AIDS/Cancer?

smoking by Samanthaa* February 17, 2008

smoking 

done with a harmful drug. if you do this action the result is always lung cancer. and lung cancer always translates to death.

person 1: i am gonna be smoking for a week
person 2: not a good idea
person 1: you can't tell me
(related to memes like smoke weed everyday)

smoking by cohenPirate June 15, 2018