The ship has sailed 

Fandom: Used to express joy when a fan's ship comes to pass esp. in a TV show.

Oh my gosh! They kissed! They finally kissed! The ship has sailed!

The ship has sailed by RobinHood2017 May 7, 2017

Smakledorff

to masterbate

After I saw her naked, I ran home to smakledorff.

Smakledorff by Desmond January 23, 2004

Snailed

after cumming on a girls facial region proceed to run the head of your penis down her cheek creating a cum trail know as a ''snail trail'

pastense-hey man i totally snailed the shit out of that bicth last night

presentense- dude im totally snailing this chick right now let me call you back......."SNAILLED IT!!!"

futuretense- yo man, you remeber destiny im ganna snail the shit out of her

Snailed by malone-CQ June 22, 2011

snailed

Online internet users are tricked into going to a video containing the MapleStory snail. There is also a very loud "snaaaaaaaaaaail" being shouted.

See Rick Roll

Bob: go to this website, it will show u what to do
Joe: wtf bob
Bob: u got snailed lololol

snailed by Snail23 May 26, 2008

Smakledorff

When masturbating, your hand slips off and the fist comes down on top of the head.

While watching Baywatch the other night, I got smakledorffed in the heat of the moment.

Smakledorff by Bucky Longjohns May 19, 2004

Smailee 

The most beautiful girl ever. She is very unique and follows no one. You are very lucky if you meet her

Smailee is like no one else

Smailee by uallready February 21, 2013

Smiled me up 

A phrase meaning to be given marijuana by a person who's willing to share

"I thought I was just going to his house to watch the game, but then he smiled me up. I didn't expect him to be really cool like that."

Smiled me up by bubblepiemaura March 12, 2017