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Flapper smacker

When a guy sits on a girls vagina and farts causing her pussy lips to smack around.
Him: “Spread your legs babe”
Her: “what for?....”
Him: “for the ol flapper smacker
Flapper smacker by 3Djoker November 15, 2018

J torrie smacker

When u swing your cock round and it hits the bed post causing big bruise
I am going to j torrie smacker myself
J torrie smacker by Naw sack July 2, 2020

smackerel 

The amount of honey that Whinne the Pooh eats, everytime he puts his hand in the honey pot.
"Mmm delicous, just a smackerel of honey."
smackerel by davo99 December 26, 2011

Peppermint Smacker 

The act of chewing strong peppermint flavored gum, and giving a man oral sex.
Daniel received his first peppermint smacker when he was drunk, not knowing what it was or what the outcome would be. He liked it though.

smackel-jack 

Smackel-jacked, Smackel-jacking. - Verb: The hijacking of a microphone or speaking priviledges for the purpose of laying a verbal smackdown upon an opponent.: Knocking one off his/her proverbial high-horse, stealing that which he/she holds dear in an effort to silence from spouting absurdities and ridiculousities.
1. Shaniqwa was smackel-jacked by Darnell for talking nonsense in a chat room by having her microphone blocked and a verbal beating laid on her containing colorful language, humor, and profanity.

2. Taneesha, smackel-jacked Jaheem by putting her hand over his mouth and spending 15 minutes explaining why he was worthless.

3. Michael smackel-jacked Stephanie by speaking softly,thereby forcing her silence in order to hear him reason with her on why she was speaking out of turn.

4. Day'shawn blocked Tyrones microphone in the chat room and took the mic for himself and said, "Shut yo mouth, Beeyotch!! You jus got smackel-jacked, wit the virtual, Pimp Cane."

5. If you dont shut yo' Bitch ass up right now, Imma' gonna smackel-jack yo' ass in front of all yo' peeps, ya heard

6. Did you hear how Bo'keisha was smackel-jacking foo's left and right da other day? Dat was some funny shit, yo.
smackel-jack by Vanilla Infinity January 12, 2009

Smackerinos 

Another term for cash, money, dough - said in a badass Mexican accent
'How much did you get for it?'

'50 smackerinos'

'Nuff said'