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clam stabbing 

Rob did some serious clam stabbing in his day.
clam stabbing by Fav December 1, 2006
A form of fake sympathy. You say it to sound like you care, but everyone around you knows you don't.
Jenny: So many guys like me! It's really hard choosing which one I want. This sucks!"

Tiana: "Oh yeah. It must suck having tons of guys liking you. I'm sabbing so hard right now."
Sabbing by jwowwy January 26, 2014

Spabbing 

Spabbing (or space-bar'ing), is the repeated bashing of the spacebar, creating a noisy disturbance within the vicinity.
Hannah: "Ugh, what's that fucking noise?"
Dan: "That's Chris, spabbing away on the keyboard again"
Spabbing by HardleyQWiNN January 31, 2018

Deck swabbing 

When you meet a man for the first time and you use the hand that's not shaking theirs to reach down and feel their package.
When meeting one's future in-laws it is considered polite to give the father a good deck swabbing to see what lies below.
Verb. (Plain form: to shab)

The act of solely eating shabu shabu dishes, anytime, anywhere. This phrase was coined by Natsuki (natsukitheman) in Abroad in Japan's video "Staying in Japan's $100 Igloo Hotel vs. $1,000 private bath Inn" published on June 13 at 23:00 UTC
Natsuki: "Shabu + Doing = Shabbing"

Joey: I love shabbing with the bois in the onsen
Shabbing by Scientist1968 June 13, 2021

Slobbing meat 

To preform oral sex on a man, typically a blowjob with a copious amount of saliva
Damn man I was with Samantha last night and what they say about her is true; she's an expert at slobbing meat
Slobbing meat by DinoPrice January 13, 2017