skin-ripping boner

a term used to describe when a person gets such an intense boner that the "inner boner" threatens to part the seams of your "outer boner" like a cartoon chimp squeezing a banana at the base so that it peels, and the "inner banana" flies across the room leaving only the flaccid "outer banana" peel hanging grotesquely over your balls like a popped balloon.

"When she snuck her hands down into my boxers while we were grinding on the dance floor, she found such a skin-ripping boner that she had to yell out to her friends to throw down their handbags and come over for a look at the rare and exciting phenomenon."

skin-ripping boner by theGUARDian January 8, 2010

Skin and bones 

Describing someone who is very skinny in a non derogatory manner

''man your skin and bones put some weight on!!''

Skin and bones by sweet jesus July 16, 2006

Skin and Boners 

When, because of all the sex you've been having, you have lost all the fat on your body. This can be because you have had to stop eating, or been spending so much energy. Usually stopped by bringing whipped cream to the bedroom.

Stacey: "Holy crap, your boyfriend has lost alot of weight! He's skin and bones!"

Jane: "Skin and boners, actually."

Skin and Boners by Ploofy4 April 23, 2010

a waste of skin and bones 

you

you are a waste of skin and bones

a waste of skin and bones by JUJU_ANNA March 29, 2017

skin and bones 

a label given when friends become your family. Not of blood relation. They are family without the blood.

marck and maigen are my skin and bones.

skin and bones by lishajohannah August 3, 2007

skin and bones 

A saying used to describe someone that severely lacks any muscle or fat.

eat some fucking food niko you’re all skin and bones

skin and bones by Soomst July 13, 2018

Boneless Skin Finger 

Another name for an average sized penis

Hey, wanna see my boneless skin finger?

Ouch, I just yanked the ol’ Boneless skin finger too hard!

Boneless Skin Finger by M.E.A.T June 8, 2019