slappingly

When things go as well as your thighs slapping a girl's ass cheeks.

Dinner went slappingly so I went home and fucked that bitch

slappingly by Freddi3 August 1, 2010

Slapping the Sloth

Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.

Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.

Slapping the Sloth by Tra Trone January 6, 2013

titty skipping

When one skips thru a movie only stopping to watch the parts when titties are present on the screen. no masturbation is to occur just for quick enjoyment. The movie should be completed in maximum of 5 minutes to view all titties and skip the bullshit.

What are you guys doing tonight?

Not much, we are just titty skipping the American Pie movies now. Ill text you in a bit bitch.

Girl: Hey do you want to hang out tonight
Guy: Dont bother me when I'm titty skipping woman.

titty skipping by Donnie Borschel November 27, 2010

holy snapping duck shit! 

Yet another Australian expression of surprise, disbelief ar anguish. There is quite a collection of these (see tags below).

Usually said with each word pronounced very separately and deliberately, but is quite often uncontrolled. The first thing I said when I turned on the TV and saw the World Trade Centre collapse was:

"Holy Snapping Duck Shit!"

holy snapping duck shit! by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

pimp slapping 

The act of smacking a nigger bitch in her face, really hard.

Did you hear that Chris Brown was pimp slapping, that nigger bitch, Rhianna.

pimp slapping by omegs greek March 2, 2009

snapping pussy 

"A particular type of pussy with good, strong, muscle contraction that can grab on to you and give you a decent fuck" Also see: George Carlin

She has one snappin' pussy!

snapping pussy by gnrspalmstroke September 10, 2004

slapping the ham 

To masturbate continually for hours upon end.

Danny is known for slapping the ham.

slapping the ham by sixtynine lover June 26, 2006