the simonizer
the simonizer by simon audley September 27, 2006
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Simonizer
To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race
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Simonized
The act of being exposed to something very deep or very funny that can be deconcerting and creates a moment of ackwardness during a discussion.
Damn, these future nobel price were Simonized.
Guys, let's Simonize Beaver Squad.
Watch out what you said, you could get Simonized
Guys, let's Simonize Beaver Squad.
Watch out what you said, you could get Simonized
simonize
1. pwn in a street race
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan
Simonize
brought about by the judge simon in American idol, simonizing is taking a certain comment of critisism, usually bad, and making it an insult
Bob: Joe just broke up with Kate, and Steve totally came in and simonized the easy letdown!!!!!!!!
Jim: JERK!!!!!
Jim: JERK!!!!!
Simonize by MASTUR CH33F :) March 7, 2009
simmonite
anyone who attends or has attended Hardin-Simmons University located in the most God forsaken place on planet earth- Abilene, Texas
a simmonite, or hardened sinner, is an evil little S.O.B. who is always bitter because they are jealous that the CRU took their place as the best in small college football in texas.
simmonites can never be trusted
alumni
C.V. Wood- infamous for buying the london bridge and bringing it to lake havusu thinking it was tower bridge, only to find out it is much smaller and less impressive, a large waste of money, only a simmonite
Harvey Catchings- NBA player most noted for his winning of the game for the other team when he shot the ball into the wrong hoop, only a simmonite
a simmonite, or hardened sinner, is an evil little S.O.B. who is always bitter because they are jealous that the CRU took their place as the best in small college football in texas.
simmonites can never be trusted
alumni
C.V. Wood- infamous for buying the london bridge and bringing it to lake havusu thinking it was tower bridge, only to find out it is much smaller and less impressive, a large waste of money, only a simmonite
Harvey Catchings- NBA player most noted for his winning of the game for the other team when he shot the ball into the wrong hoop, only a simmonite
Thomas- dude we got to drive through abilene
David- you better be careful abilene is full of those evil little simmonites
David- you better be careful abilene is full of those evil little simmonites
simmonite by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009