Bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves a solid 7-10; "You got Simonized"
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.
by CougarSlayers December 27, 2018
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Verb. To be pushed from behind only to have the culprit run away and hide behind the closest object or individual so as to avoid retribution.
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