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delusional sizing 

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is
Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing
delusional sizing by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005
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vanity sizing

"Vanity Sizing" is a brand's way of appealing to a customer's ego by slapping a size 2 label on a garment that's much more like a 6.
“Vanity Sizing” is the new epidemic in Hollywood!
vanity sizing by PatB123 July 19, 2006

Scingles 

The Scingles is the feeling you get when you have a surge of (sometimes uncontrollable) energy that makes you feel a mix of excitment and the feeling you get when you are scared. Scingles occurs due to seeing something/someone amusing and harmless coming towards you or behind you and you are helpless in stopping it. The scingles gives you a sensation of rushing tingly energy and makes you laugh.
Running up/down stairs while being chased gave me the goddamn SCINGLES.

I was running up the stairs out of the pool and someone was swimming really fast towards me and was about to grab my ankles and i just got out in time, this gave me the Scingles.
Scingles by DarrylTheMaster December 6, 2018
A kind person with an even kinder smile.
She's a real Siling!
third-person singular present indicative of scingere: unties or undoes
Tre volte il cavalier la donna stringe
con le robuste braccia, e altrettante
poi da quei nodi tenaci ella si scinge,
nodi di fier nemico e non d'amante.
scinge by sciwords April 1, 2019

Bay-siding 

Its when you go out and kiss (with tongues) another recruiter, only then to find out it's your boyfriends mate
Hey Ameila how was last night?
Great, i was bay-siding all night

Ameila" ooohh yeah i fancy some bay-siding tonight"
Bay-siding by Goublin November 29, 2011