The septum is the wall of cartilage dividing the nasal passages that people often get pierced. When the septum is pierced it makes the person look like a bull and they bring shame upon everyone around them.
David - "Wtf is a septum bro, my mans wants to pierce it"
Carlos - "I dunno mate"
Casandra - "Its a part of the nose innit"
David + Carlos - "Ohhh Yeahhh"
The rank smell that comes from a septum piercing that most people with a septum ring have experienced at one time or another. The smell differs amongst the individual. However, a common description for the scent is "roadkill and ass". It comes from the mixture of dead skin cells, nose-goo, and the fact that it's the inside of your nose with a new hole in it.
It can usually be solved with simple cleaning tactics.
I thought the gargabe needed to be taken out, but it was just a severe case of septum funk.
A piercing (usually performed with a ball closure ring or horseshoe ring) that goes through the thin piece of skin in front of the cartilagenous division of the nasal septum (between the nostrils)
A person who gets a septum piercing for the soul purpose of letting people know they’re a slut.
Dude 1: Yoo you see that hoe that was all on Johnny last night!
Dude 2: Yeah, she was a septum slut. Girls with nose rings know now to fuck.
Dude 1: yeah she was so hot. Her nose ring was the first thing Johnny commented on.