Capitol Selfies 

Selfies taken while breaching a Capitol Building and committing crimes therein which are often used as evidence of criminal acts by law enforcement or the courts. Bonus points if one is wearing a unique outfit or an identification card that makes it easy to identify them while they're taking the selfie

That idiot Bob took several Capitol Selfies in the US Capitol last week and now the FBI has submitted them as evidence.

Capitol Selfies by jesster79 January 12, 2021

ai selfies 

An app to create professional headshots using ai

Ai selfies allows you to create profile pictures from your selfies

ai selfies by Krjony December 27, 2024

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar. by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

selfcest 

selfcest:

fucking a clone/identical-in-every-way-mentally-and-physically-twin

OR

wanting to fuck yourself literally. this is also not masturbation.

Me: Dude i would totally fuck my own clone.
My clone: Bro thats so selfcest but im into it

selfcest by ThatOneAsianBoi27 July 19, 2019

Selfie Control 

The act of controlling ones impulse to take a picture of themself.

Guy 1: Man you almost got hit by a car trying to take that selfie, you need to have some selfie control.

Guy 2: Yeah, but I looked good though.

Selfie Control by J&SilentRubob November 11, 2013

Selfishing 

Self-ish-ing: Occurs in the social networking world. An act of calling attention to one's self by posting a vague comment that entices people to ask you to elaborate.

It's a selfish post intended to fish for attention.

These are examples of selfishing posts:

1) "Man you wouldn't believe what just happened to me!"
2) "Oh my God. I can't believe this. Please send prayers..."
3) "Gee, I can't believe that someone would hurt someone like that"

Selfishing by MaxieD May 12, 2011

morning selfie

The moment you wake up, you grab your phone and take a picture of yourself while still in bed.

The rule is you are not allowed to fix your hair, put on make-up, turn on the lights, or even remove the crusty stuff from your eyes. The first thing you will see will be the flash from the camera. Then you post the picture to social media.

Jane: Is that what you looked like when you woke up?

Tom: Yes. It was my morning selfie. It is the new trend, but not everyone has the guts to do it.

morning selfie by Urban Guru March 14, 2015