schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

Smackington 

To take a fat ass motha fuckin rip off the cart, does it go much further then that? Frfr

Fulcrum: Whats up yodiegang I’m boutta take a smackington off the penjamin with that northern lights pod, shall we? Cheers my friends.

Smackington by chrispybass October 30, 2022

shacking up 

Couples who live together (often while having sex) and are not married.

You him and that girl are shacking up!

shacking up by bb* August 26, 2008

Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly

Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck

Shmucking Wet by Matans February 25, 2010

Cock Smacking 

During a blow job, the man pulls out his (big) cock and smacks the girl in the face with it

John: I got head last night!
Frank: Awesome, from who?
John: Brittay, I was cock smacking her too!

Cock Smacking by Dumby August 4, 2007

ball smacking 

An sexual act involving wanking and smacking/slapping of the mans testicles

Have u ever tried ball smacking? Just as u cum, ur balls are smacked its brilliant, but u should see the swelling

ball smacking by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Patty Smacking 

To man-handle or otherwise strike a mouthy Irishman.

Ol'Chappy got up in me face about being a Welshman, so I had to do some quick patty smacking.

Patty Smacking by Taffy O'Jones January 15, 2008