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A Runner 

A person who runs off stage after Maury reads the DNA test results! When Maury says: "You ARE NOT the father!", women become Runners to the right stage exit. When Maury says: "You ARE the father!", men become Runners to the left stage exit.
Sholanda is still trying to find her daughter's father with the help of the Maury show. She has tested 17 different men, and 17 different times she's been a Runner!
A Runner by talk2me-JCH2 January 28, 2017
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prometheus school of running away from things 

A saying that is applied when somethimg is falling on or chasing someone, and instead of turning and running to get out of the path of the object, this person runs straight instead.
The man ran was about to be crushed by the falling building because he obviously went to the prometheus school of running away from things.

Running Wild 

The act of running extremely out of control or out of the normal for any specific person.
Yo man, your boy has been running WILD this week. Control that.
Running Wild by BeenRunninWild October 29, 2009

running rick 

when someone is scared specifically during a fight so they run away
Nah bro nigga was dumb scared we had him running rick.

Ronnie2k 

Ronnie2k a retard
Ronnie2k by DONJ 3205 September 30, 2019

Runners bowels

(noun) Refers to the unmistakeable urge to to take an explosive shit after ones participation in a running related athletic activity, such as cross country or track. Usually amplified by consuming large amounts of food or water
After completing the marathon, Matt had a bad case of runners bowels and dashed to the nearest port a potty.
Runners bowels by Joshie G. April 23, 2010

Running of the Bulls 

When you get diarrhea from drinking too many Red Bulls.
"Oh man, after that last Red Bull, I've got a serious case of Running of the Bulls. I may need to change my underwear!"