mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

ate your rubber dick aybd 

This mean that the girl or man has ate ur rubber dick accidently or can also mean aybd rubber dick

Im so sorry paula aybd last night it really was high quality almost chockes xo xo or son i saw your rubber dick last night please tell me it was ur girlfriends ate your rubber dick aybd

ate your rubber dick aybd by suck pussy abyd May 19, 2020

rubber donkey dick 

something that is crude and rude. It is a noun.

I would not fuck you with a rubber donkey dick. And or...that sucks rubber donkey dick.

rubber donkey dick by fluffer November 23, 2002

rubber dicky 

Like a rubber ducky except it’s a dildo.

Go and take a bath with your rubber dicky!

rubber dicky by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

Rubber Dicked

Originally a military slang term to indicate when a superior starts an apparently friendly conversation only to assign some crappy job duty to you.

It has expanded in general use to indicate anytime someone is nice to with the sole intention of screwing you over. It is particularly appropriate for describing when someone is the victim of a "long con" or when you get burned so dramatically that it leaves no doubt that the person who did it thoroughly planned to do so.

It comes from the idea of a husband who can't (or won't) have sex with his wife turning out the lights and screwing her with a rubber dick in the dark.

Boss: Did you see the playoff last night? Man that was some game!
Peon: Yeah, pretty exciting.
Boss: We're having a few people over tomorrow to watch the final. Do you have any plans?
Peon: No, I was probably just going to go to a sportsbar to catch the game.
Boss: Good, then you won't mind working a double shift.

I really thought Bill was doing me a favor by offering to watch my house while I was on vacation, but he just rubber dicked me because I got back and all my stuff was gone.

Rubber Dicked by Jack Bard August 26, 2013

Rubber Dicking

When two men slap their flaccid dicks together and have them bounce back like rubber.

When Rob and Jim could not give one another an erection, a little rubber dicking was in order.

Rubber Dicking by nosferahtan May 8, 2013

gayer than a bag of rubber dicks

Describing any situation that you feel is lame, boring, or otherwise below your standard.

Hey dude, this party sucks.
I know man, it's gayer than a bag of rubber dicks. And that's pretty gay!

gayer than a bag of rubber dicks by Akamaitek August 18, 2006