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dead phone routine 

A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.
The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:

1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."
Roh-poo-teen
The act of committing arson in a public washroom.
3 months in prison for committing Roputin
Roputin by Boris Johnson 101 April 6, 2021

Drop your skincare routine

When someone has clear ass skin. The person who receives the sentence doesnt have to have a skincare routine and doesnt have to actually share the skincare routine as it can be meant as a compliment as well.
"Drop your skincare routine king, it's glowing"

"Wow Hannah's skin is gorgeous today. She should drop her skincare routine"

Nigel routine 

Doing exactly the same thing at exactly the same time everyday, such as watching last nights documentary/newsnight on BBC iplayer on lunch hours. Inspired by Nigel's actions in the office (every day).
Dawn: "I'm bored of doing the same thing every day and being so predictable"
Neil: "You're stuck in a Nigel routine!"

Stephen: "I go out too much and spend too much money on dinner times!"
Neil: "Why don't you try a Nigel routine?"
Nigel routine by steste12345 April 26, 2010
"We went to jail because cops pulled us over for routing."
routing by Dan Tomaszewski February 12, 2008

No-no routine 

The no-no routine is when you go from fucking a girl in the ass and then sticking it in her mouth.
Ryan did the no-no routine with Hillary last night after the pool party.
No-no routine by Bgrd November 8, 2014