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paranormal ratchetivity 

Taking ratchet behavior to a whole new level. Behavior so abnormal and inexplicable that you refer to it as paranormal.
Chand: A fight broke out in chico last night for no reason. Prav: Damn, that is some paranormal ratchetivity right there.

ratchetism

The act or practice of being ratchet. Scientists believe it is an unwritten code. Many activities and behaviors can be associated with ratchetism, such as twerking barefoot in the club, or bringing a baby to a house party.

The way of the ratchet is constantly being studied, and much more research is required before ratchetism can fully be understood.
Person #1: What the hell are those girls doing?
Person #2: Ratchetism, my friend. Move along. Nothing to see here.
ratchetism by AnonymousBoss July 4, 2014

Ratchetitis 

An infectious Viral and/or bacterial disease closely related to the female ratchet.
Side Effects include but not limited to:
1. Lost or stolen money, credit and

debit cards
2. Frequent visits to the E.R. for

Penicilian shots
3. Legs that spread easier than peanut

butter
4. Jock itch, ring worm, irritable bowel

syndrome, diarrhea of the mouth,

compulsive cock gobbling and STDs

5. Lower ambition

6. Loss of significant other
7. Increased self-post on Backpage.com
8. Lost and or stolen electronic devices
9. Complete loss of dignity

10. Excessive use of the word "bruh"

"fam" and "cash me outside"
That Ho Over There (t.h.o.t.) gave my peoples "ratchetitis"

The 3 ratcheteers 

The 3 ratcheteers, are undoubtedly the 3 most trifling ass ratchet mofo's of them all....you and your 2 best friends..BITCH
Look who it is...The 3 ratcheteers!

Ratchetness 

Is a a mild infection sort of like the common cold. That maybe contracted through visiting various stores ie... Walmart, Family Dollar, Bodegas, or anywhere Quest is accepted. When contracted with the infection. You tend to do "IGNANT" S**T like going out in public with attire such as: SCARFS on YO HEAD, PAJAMA PANTS, & other CRAZY s**T that SET African-Americans back another 400 years. There is a CURE, but it's in a BOOK, & people that have "RATCHETNESS" are ALLERGIC 2 BOOKS! also look under the term: "NI**ASHIT"
BoomSheeka went into Walmart in Midtown with a bad case of Ratchetness.
Ratchetness by "The Party Killa" September 10, 2009

Ratcheteer 

a person that lives a ratchet lifestyle and lives life in a ratchet, out of hand manner. someone that gets ratchet as fuck on a regular basis.
"i can't wait to get ratchet as fuck as that deal with my ratcheters tonight"

"where are all my ratcheteers at?"

-"he's so fucked up right now"
-" yea i know. he's one of my ratcheers"
Ratcheteer by Mr. Ratchet November 17, 2010