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Quoffing 

Quoff; Quoffer; Quoffed; Quoffing: The Female version of Boofing. Essentially the female mixes her drug of choice such as methamphetamines with a small amount of water in a syringe (without the needle) and then places the tip of the device gently into the vagina. She then pushes the plunger down emptying it's contents inside the vagina. This method of introducing the drug into the body is said to be one of the most potent and immediate ways to get the drug quickly into the bloodstream and have the most incredible and intense high.
Do you want to quoff? Are you a quoffer? I quoffed the last of my drugs earlier. I prefer quoffing over boofing!
Quoffing by Khaos D November 14, 2021
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The action in which one's penis makes a loud squeak when ejaculating. Not yet proven
"I heard him queffing inside of me"
Queffing by Trick2G August 6, 2014
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Quafting 

when you fart, lift gently toward the nose of the person(s) surrounding you so they can further enjoy the aroma that has disseminated from your rectum
I farted, it smelt like Secaucus and I got caught quafting into my mother's nose
Quafting by Jay Bronsky February 20, 2009

quiffing 

To make love to the quiff in a girl's hair.
Me: you got your haircut?! Wtf I thought we were gonna do some quiffing tonight?

Her: sorry I had to get new headshots!
Me: fine I'll go to a wig shop. Can I have a loan of your hairspray tonight tho?
quiffing by Conye October 21, 2017
pronounced (calf-ing), and, when used as a verb, spelled "qaff" this is the word used to express that one is participating in, will be participating in, or has done so in the near past, watching one of the most sexually erotic shows, Queer As Folk. Do not worry! When "qaffing", it is completely normal to QUAF while doing so, and, it is also completely normal to be arroused to an extent not yet known to mankind--it has been accomplished before.
Brooke- Hey Jessica, are you ready for our QAFFING fest tonight?
Jessica- Brooke, when am i ever NOT ready for a QAFFING fest?
QAFFING by brookalicoiusssss March 21, 2007

Quafting 

The act of wafting in a smelly queef
Oh man that queef i just laid has a gnarly smell. Im quafting in it.
Quafting by MrDThatGuy August 2, 2018
“I felt him queffing in me
Queffing by Cinderella bitch January 28, 2020