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Purple Alien Head 

A type of LSD that comes in mostly gel tabs. It fucks you up HARD.
Man. I took 5 hits of Purple Alien Head last weeks and I went to all of Venus' moons with a cartoon lizard. It was a blast.

purple python head 

When a males penis head turns purple.
Man i have a purple python head

a purple-headed womb ferret 

an underground term for a male anatomy aka the male penis

Purple Headed Custard Chucker 

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.
Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.