Queen's Purse 

something that is the balls

"Jess's hygiene is not the queen's purse"

Queen's Purse by Bigjeffdawg November 16, 2007

Shepherd's Purse

A surprise discharge of shit that you never felt coming - more solid than a shart.

It came out of nowhere and I felt the weight - I knew it was a Shepherd's Purse

Shepherd's Purse by ^^!$#@ July 6, 2019

Mary Poppin's purse 

A vagina that is so loose it has no end.

Victim: She was so loose it was like fucking Mary poppin's purse

Mary Poppin's purse by hyden coombs January 23, 2011

Knat's Purse 

A very tight pussy.

Fuck me, I was banging this bird last night and I'm telling you, she had a minge as tight as a knat's purse. I had to plate her for 20 minutes just to get it in!

Knat's Purse by Jamie_Butler November 30, 2009

Mermaid's Purse 

A Mermaid's Purse is when an individual defacates into a womans vagina, the woman then hovers over the face of the individual and lets it fall onto his or her face.

John and Linda wanted to spice up their relationship so during sex, he took a hot, steamy, crap in Linda's vagina and she reciprocated by giving John a Mermaid's Purse.

Mermaid's Purse by Kenty G. June 20, 2006

god's purse

Another name for a vagina.

She was so horny, she kept fidgeting with god's purse.

god's purse by Holmebrew May 30, 2016

shepherd's purse

Very hairy vagina

Donny has always loved hairy girls. Now that he's with Annabel, he gets to go home to her Shepherd's Purse every night.

shepherd's purse by CrprtMpstr September 27, 2018