procrasticleaning 

The urge to clean one's room, bathroom, or workspace fully knowing that something far more important must be done in the near future because "it needed to be cleaned." Usually occurs just before studying for a big test, writing a paper, or beginning some other undesirable yet significant task. Often justified by rationalizing, "at least I'm not being lazy."

I know I've gotta study for my math midterm on Wednesday, but I couldn't possibly do it in a messy room - looks like it's time for some procrasticleaning.

procrasticleaning by jspot January 5, 2009

Procrastibating 

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009

procasturbation 

Masturbating as a means of procrastinating

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

procasturbation by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009

procrastichat 

From procrastination (to waste time) and chat (to talk, especially over the internet)

The act of continuing to chat to a friend using an internet chat program, long after you both should have stopped and gone to work/bed/the loo etc.
It is common for procrastichatters to exchange goodbye's several times during the period of procrastichat

Person 1. We really must stop procrastichatting

Person 2. Yeah. Talk to you tomorrow

1. K, bye

2. Oh, before you go...

(Ad nauseum)

procrastichat by Deluded Illusion July 16, 2008

Procrastefficient 

Adj - Having the ability to wait until the last minute to do something important, yet still being able to complete it with high quality.

Jim: I put off that book report until last night but I did it and still got a 100.

Jill: Wow Jim, you're really procrastefficient.

Procrastefficient by Noah A. Hoback October 30, 2007

Procasterbating

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)

Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!

Procasterbating by bob mcd June 16, 2007

Procrasterbation 

When you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work.

God I really don't want to write this paper..

Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.

Procrasterbation by BruthaDahkness April 12, 2011