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Proceed deep into the heavy 

To continue a night of drinking even though the bars are closing. Usually involves a 3am gram of coke and a late night liquor store run. There is no reason for doing this. You will not get laid. You will not feel better about your self but you will do it anyway.
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Please proceed governor 

A phrase used when a person you're arguing against is about to say something really stupid and realizes it, but you want them to continue so that you can win the argument.
R: You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror. It was not a spontaneous demonstration, is that what you're saying?
O: Please proceed. Please proceed governor.
R: I want to make sure we get that for the record because it took the president 14 days before he called the attack in Benghazi an act of terror.
O: Get the transcript.
C: It -- it -- it -- he did in fact, sir. So let me -- let me -- call it an act of terror...
O: Can you say that a little louder, Candy?
C: He -- he did call it an act of terror.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
Proceed
Noelle: L... Look, Kris! Another puzzle! H... How should we solve it this time?
Kris: Proceed
quick time skip
Puzzle: I am become ice cube

Berdly: Getting stronger... how? Kris, what are you doing!?
Kris: Proceed
quick time skip
Berdly: I am become ice cube
Proceed by ramisrealer October 9, 2021

Procedure Town 

A term used by workers, usually in minimum wage jobs, who deliberately follow work place procedures to the letter in order to slow down the functioning of the business and annoy managers.

procedure 

Defined by Gina Linetti as just a fancy word for 'proper order to do things'.

It's a Brooklyn 99 joke, y'all.
Rosa: We followed procedure.
Gina: 'Procedure' is just a fancy word for 'proper order to do things'.
Holt: Yes, that is it's definition.
procedure by i'm-a-KOOKOOBURRA April 28, 2020
To be well fucked. Sexually satisfied. To receive the D so good you can't take any more.
Rachel got pricked good last night.

I'm going to get pricked this weekend.

I haven't been pricked in a long time.

Carl pricked me so good I can't walk today.
Pricked by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017