Semen Preservation 

Semen preservation is the theory that by not ejaculating you are preserving your "essence" of which makes you a man. It makes you charismatic-ly magnetic to women, while those with the "cavemen mentality" think that the point of sex and life is to bust a nut. In reality, you hold your semen in and the sex will keep on flowing. The thinking is that semen separates men from women, so when you get rid of it you lose that masculinity. The claim is that women can sense this.

Frat Bro: "Semen Preservation is the only thing making you a man, so when you bust a nut you are saying 'I don't want to be a man!' I had sex 14 times in one day and didn't bust a nut once!"

Semen Preservation by kiki_____ May 16, 2018

dominance-preservationism 

dominance-preservationism, noun. The act of manipulating a system or institution as a means of protecting one’s power or position

the public official, in an unabashed show of dominance-preservationism, instituted policies that prevented his subordinates from gaining power.

dominance-preservationism by minerva's undersecretary February 12, 2020

F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual 

A 'F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a completely homosexual person who is undeniably a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their homosexual energy is so strong, they could make the American Navy seem like heterosexuals. Anyone who is a F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual is awarded the honours of being the absolutely biggest homosexual in existence.

Koki: Look over there! That bozo over there! They're 110% gay, I am sure of it! They breathe in a homosexual way!

Vee: (gay breathing)

Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.

F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual by KokiHiro January 24, 2023

pornservative 

the act of repeatedly watching the same porno to conserve the thrill of seeing new pornos or pornos in general.

"now dame, he watches the same porno over and over even tho he knows there are billions of other pornos, he likes certain scenes and believes enjoying them over and over again helps keep the thrill of watching new porn intact. he is, pornservative.

pornservative by tiojoe March 29, 2012

self preservation 

When you save all the ejaculant in jars, such as mason jars, then dating and saving them somewhere for a period of above 2 years where it might be used in the future...

jimmys convinced that he is too important and feels the need to self preserve himself...

self preservation by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

Preservation 

That's right. Haven't seen the guy in years but this is all his handy work along with others. A writer for a paper that I read when I worked down town. I would walk from one job site to another. They had crazy parking regulations and I had to park my car 8 blocks from where I was working at the time. Restoring 100+ year old houses. One home I was lucky to work on had this amazing feel to it. The wall papers that were extracted from under layers of paint were so unique and personal. It was such tedious work to help restore all those ceiling mantles. The columns out side the house were on the lower porch level Ionic and the upper level were Corinthians. The Red paint in the Tobacco leaf's of the columns were so thick I had to use a process with a heated gun and dental tools to remove 100+ years of over painting to restore it to a natural eggshell white. Reconstructed together I was so amazed at how a simple restoration job became part of my own history as well. Walking daily from this job to my car to drive 58 miles home to the town I lived and go threw life's routine every day. I could always here the echo of the guides talking and their story's and accounts of the property's. Their was this one voice that would always catch my attention when I was walking. He gave a great presentation. I waved to this tour guide daily he waved back with a smile. Always from a distance a voice with out a face. I was covered in lime, mortar, paint, and solvents from the jobs.

Usually smelling like a Pitina solution I was using with a blow torch to give bathroom fixtures that historic look. Recently I found out that some one I lost touch with over the years was the man giving those tours down town. The man that would wave to me almost every day for a year. I wounder if he realised he was waving to me too.

Ironmongers I'm In Love with William every thing he is, does and lives. To tell the history of a love correctly tell them I let it go to see if fate would one day step in. You are amazing. I loved then, I love you now more than I could say in simple words. If you did this all to bring my name out for one thing. Tell it true. Love is not in the game. Love in not simply the play of the field. It is preservation, patients, collective ideas, connections, emotions without sight but seeing clearly that, Love finds you entranced at one glance and that is all it took for me Sir William. You deserve the world I cannot show you but always wanted to see with you. Alas I am not who you love and never was.

Preservation by Who Said What? K said That! February 7, 2010

preservativo 

preservativo it’s portuguese for the word condom can be also none as camisinha or condone

The preservativo is usually used for protection during sex but can be also used for masturbation if you want to be protected and slippery

But it’s also common used between gay people to provide some lubrification during anal sex.

Mario: Estou com uma tesão da porra vamos transar? / I’m horny AF . Do you wanna F***?
Raquel: Claro mas usa preservativ. / Of course but put a preservativo on.

preservativo by The gay, vegan and horny guy May 17, 2018