Preperating 

Preparing, broken english

My Polish friend said she was preperating dinner

Preperating by Mr_fisticus December 21, 2019

preferentiate 

To give preference to one thing over another.

Jessie: How will you choose a dessert?
James: I'll preferentiate based on size.

preferentiate by Robear128 December 13, 2009

preperation 

A word stupid people use when they think they are using 'big words' and seeming smart online and to their friends but are in fact simply looking like an idiot when they misspell one of the simplest words in the dictionary, PrepAration.

-Online-
'USER1' Yo m8 hve u dun yor preperation 4 dat stoopid test next weeek?!!?
'USER2' No and fuck off I don't want to associate with you anymore, you can't even spell preparation!
USER2 HAS LEFT THE CONVERSATION

preperation by Anonywoofs May 20, 2016

Prefecating 

The pain and distress experienced prior to defecating

Man I am Prefecating hard where's the toilet

Prefecating by Karlabrit January 1, 2015

Preperating 

Preparing for a lover by masturbating

-Preperating

Preparing for a lover by masturbating

-Preperating

Preperating by Im a fish kisser July 27, 2017

prefrential vegetarian 

An omnivorous person who prefers vegetarian food over meat any day but can still stay alive in meat eating places. Eats meat only when no other option.

Adam-: Had i known you were a vegetarian i would not have had this meeting at a steakhouse.
Eve-: Its ok i am a prefrential vegetarian, Guess i will eat meat since there is nothing vegetarian here.

prefrential vegetarian by logic87 September 27, 2013

preferatarian 

a person who prefers to be vegetarian, but will eat meat when served by friends or according to local custom

When invited to have Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws, they ask "We know you're vegetarian, but that doesn't mean you won't eat turkey, right?" The polite response is, "yes, I'm a preferatarian."

preferatarian by Craig SF December 30, 2007