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pornfolio 

A collection of erotic photos and videos used as visual aids during online dating conversations, sexting, etc.. OnlyFans is a prominent pornfolio hosting and management service.
I'm just going to send you the link to my pornfolio on Drive.
pornfolio by theworstlexicographer December 22, 2020

whatsapp pornfolio 

The unfortunate stash of distasteful, outrageous, repellent, loathsome, and nauseating photographs stored unwittingly on your mobile device from WhatsApp chat messages.
I'm in the dog house with the wife. Last night Lucy (out 8yr old daughter) went on my phone to play lolipops and sea angels. Instead of getting bonus points and marsmellow puppies - she got 13 pictures of your wonky privates and a semi naked Martin Cloones with a hitler tash!!

Oh no mate - you really need to tidy your WhatsApp pornfolio at 2am daily.
whatsapp pornfolio by Sobsnewcadtle September 6, 2017

Barrett Pornfolio 

a portfolio of porn that has more than 18GB
'holy shit man, u got a barrett pornfolio, i bet ur bone dry!'
Barrett Pornfolio by James Barrett September 22, 2007

Pornolicious

When a person, place, thing, or idea is seductive and alluring
Dang Gina, that gurls lookin' pornolicious!!
Pornolicious by J-heff April 7, 2007

pornology 

1) The study of the origin, history and functionality of pornography in society.
2) Trying to give an academic bent to your explanation to your wife as to why all those free 30-second movie clips were all over your computer desktop.
3) Any attempt to justify your $700-a-month porn addiction.
Contary to your narrow, bigoted beliefs, we're not sitting here "talking about porn." We're engaging in a pertinent discussion concerning Jenna Jameson's role in contemporary American pornology, thank you very much!
pornology by Night Comes On March 7, 2004

Pornfusion 

A state of undecided befuddlement when overwhelmed with too many genres and titles while shopping for porn. A sufferer can be characterized by a vacant stare while tugging at one's penis through the thin lining of his front pockets. If left untreated, the afflicted will either leave with way too much porn (like 12 three day rental DVD's) or will shuffle out of the adult video megaplexxx with nothing but sticky boxers.
Knowing he had all afternoon to kill with no girlfriend and no drinking buddies, Christian decided to head on down to the porno shop. When faced with over 10,000 new titles, he slipped into a state of pornfusion from which he didn’t emerge for nearly 3 hours. Luckily for him, the store manager recognoized the symptoms of pornfusion and used the smelling salts he had on hand to bring Christian to his senses.
Pornfusion by Bendejo72 December 15, 2008