Tokyo Poutine 

When one person defecates on another persons face and then ejaculates on top.

I just gave that girl a Tokyo poutine.

Tokyo Poutine by C Bob September 5, 2014

pootiegram 

a gift of flatulence and/or odorous gas bestowed upon an individual while he or she is performing oral sex

He: "How's this, baby?"
She: "oh, that's good! I think I have a special delivery building up for you."
He: "Yeah babe, give it to me!"
She: (while ripping a loud fart) "Pootiegram!"

pootiegram by Jen Johnson September 10, 2006

Pootie shickle 

It's a sensation of a fart going into your vagina so you have to move to get it out.

A: What happened?
B: I just had a pootie shickle.

Pootie shickle by gaybija October 7, 2019

poutine

A Quebec (or French-Canadian) staple, a dish of homemade french fries topped with white cheddar cheese curds and beef gravy (wannabes and some americans have been known to serve this dish with any cheese and turkey gravy). Generally served in a styrofoam container or carton.

Man, I ate so much poutine my heart hurts!

poutine by Discofunk March 29, 2005

Pootin

The correct spelling of Putin as in Vladimer Putin. This term refers to flatulence on a toilet.

Hey Fred, my longtime associate, I gotta take a Pootin.

Pootin by goferofdestruction August 5, 2020

pootin mooning 

When you fart while mooning someone.

I'm gonna do some Pootin Mooning

pootin mooning by oleteej June 25, 2015

Poutined 

What happens to someone when their opponent sinks a disc in the center target hole in a game of crokinole.

Derived from the American name for the center hole in a crokinole board "the Poutine"

Pronounced (Pooo-Teen)

Nice shot. Looks like you really poutined Dixon.

Yeah. His last shot was not a valid shot and he left the board open.

Poutined by ChiefErik March 19, 2018