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politician 

1. A person who practices politics.

"Politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking parasites."

2. One who was perfected the art of lying.

3. A highly paid yes-man.
George W. Bush promised a man mission to Mars, of course we should believe him!
politician by Gnuoyh October 24, 2004

politician 

Roughly 95 percent of the time, the politician who spends more money on their campaign wins.
politician by Care-line January 14, 2006

Politican 

Ted Cruz is my favorite politican.
Politican by Politican November 10, 2021

politician 

People that should never, ever be trusted under any circumstances.
politician by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Politicians 

A load of pricks that lie, deceive and do fuck all for the benefit of society (apart from the select few) plus make cuts and deprive young people of a life
Politicians like David Cameron and Nick Clegg/ traitor to the lib dems (but not other members the lib dem party, even though you guys will never win.)

politician 

A lying, piece-of-shit corporate fuckwad who lies out their ass to get elected telling you how much they care for you, and then once their sorry-ass gets in office, they lie, cheat, steal and fuck the whole system up in order to keep the power.
Just look at any goddamn politician.
politician by Steve June 19, 2005