plums

black people (black on the outside and when you cut the open their bright red on the inside)

i hate plums. get the plums outta the cotton fields.

by kevin yander September 7, 2009

Plums

the hairy, droopy and wrinkly ballsack of an elderly man

I just sucked my grandpa's plums

How was it

sour

by raviisaslut April 14, 2017

Plums

Suck my scrotal sack

Will you make me a coffee? No suck my plums

by Sparkyhd February 15, 2019

Plums

A slang word for colorful golf balls that come in an assortment of colors like red, green, and yellow.

I picked up some new plums today, I can't wait to go play golf this week.
I hit a few plums into the water last round, no worries I'll pick up a new batch later.

I can't believe you hit that plum that far, your new to golf right?

by akarocket April 18, 2024

Plums in the oven

A sexual act wherein a man places his testicles inside a woman's vagina.

*over heard from two builders*

"I was shagging the wife last night, and my heart wasn't really in it. All of a sudden I realised that I had my Plums in the oven."
"What did you do?"
"I retrieved them, didn't I."

by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

Plums life

A phrase used to swear on something and saying you’re not chatting shit

“I hit a 5G cone yesterday” “no way put that on your plums” “plums life g”

by The president of Loffey April 28, 2021

Plums Out

An expression of joy. As in I was so overjoyed by the fact, I got my plums (testicles) out.

"Sir you just won first place in the pie eating competition"

"Plums out!"

by Chris Kimber June 11, 2006