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Plok Cummies

This word doesn't actually exist in any other context other than wondering what it could mean
"What are Plok Cummies?"
"Look it up!"
Plok Cummies by Fadgraeth June 5, 2021

lolly plok

Whenever something is so funny that you can't stop laughing out loud (especially when you find yourselve alone in a public area, bus, train etc.)
Andy: "I got your message when I was on the bus, I couldn't stop laughing."

Hans: Lolly plok!
lolly plok by Ahicart July 23, 2011

Qwerty Plok 

1)juss simply plain old poop

2)substitute it in for any word u would like
eat qwerty plok u.....
Qwerty Plok by brandon quach December 30, 2003

losa plok 

Da plick eat Losa Plok for dinner.
losa plok by Vladmire Ching September 9, 2006

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm

You have reached peak performance of BOREDOM.

Congratulations!

You have reached the end!
You: *Boredom* types "plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm" (means you're bored and probably at work or school, feels like life is miserable)

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq 

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq is the final and ultimate sign of sheer boredom. You have already tried:

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop

poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

pqzm

pqmz

qpzm

qpmz

qwerty

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm

mnbvcxz

lkjhgfdsa

poiuytrewq

And so here it is all the letters of the keyboard going down instead of left to right BUT the sign of ultimate boredom you have done it backwards.

To tell you a secret there are two more boredom words which are for the even more bored:

See: lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq

And: zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop

These are simply bottom to top from left or right of the keyboard.
Office Worker #1: WOW! Im SO bored!

Office Worker #2: Well, I dunno search qwerty

Office Worker #3: What! NO search qwertyuiop!

Office Manager: C'mon You Guys Be Original - asdfghjkl

Techy Fixing PC: BORING! qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

FTW!

Office Worker #1: Nah! I've done all of those. Huh!

Guy at Coffe Maker: Hay try mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq!

Office Worker #1: Tried. I must have done them all!

Urban Dictionary.com: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp!

Urban Dictionary.com: plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

Everyone In Office: Done That!

-2 MINUTES LATER-

Office Worker #1: GOT IT! Its so obvious - BACKWARDS!

Office Worker #2: Huh!

Office Worker #3: Yes Thats It!

-AFTER TYPING IN THE WORD-

The Office: PRAISE plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!