Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic 

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic by FlyingRocket763 December 28, 2020

pizze 

Ze food zat evezzyvun lovezz. Pizze.

Mmmmmm, Oh la la, pizze. Eat it viss zee pazzte.

pizze by Chief Ginger October 23, 2011

pozzed 

to become HIV-positive due to purposeful infection from a gay HIV+ man.

Did you see Varkonyi pozzed Hellmuth with his QTo?
Grimstar pozzed that guy when he didn't coin-flip with him.

pozzed by Mason David McSklansky September 22, 2006

Pizzeria

It's a place to get pizza for people who are incompetent of making their own.

Kid: Dad, can we have pizza tonight for dinner?
Dad: We'll have to order from the pizzeria.

Pizzeria by Neva McNelly October 21, 2012

Mark's Pizzeria 

DID YOU KNOW COCK COCK QAWSEDFRTGYHUJIKOLP

Friend: I really want some pizza from Mark's Pizzeria
Other Friend: DID YOU KNOW COCK COCK QAWSEDFRTGYHUJIKOLP

Mark's Pizzeria by Apoolo May 28, 2021

pizzled 

Faulty, in some unspecified way.

From the PK Dick short story Autofac, where the word 'pizzled' is used to confuse a robot who keeps delivering unwanted milk. Since there is nothing wrong with the milk, the robot will not stop delivering it, even though the humans don't want it. But when the humans say that it is 'pizzled', the robot is forced to fill in a compaint form which ultimately results in the downfall of the robot factory system.

"This milk is pizzled"

pizzled by Richard Graham October 3, 2006

Pizzadog 

Hot dog, surrounded by cheese, surrounded by lasagna surrounded by sauce, surrounded by a bun.

Dude it's 3am, i'm starving and all i've got is marinara, pasta, cheese and a hot dog.

Oh, just make a pizzadog.

Pizzadog by toastmaster4011 December 9, 2012