Perched 

The act of getting a fish (specifically a perch) getting shoved up your asshole.

Did you hear the story of that game warden getting perched by those fisherman?

Perched by 420sandwich May 5, 2022

perched 

When you’re mad chilling in a comfy spot or being completely content at where you are.
Usually used in reference to being in a usual spot or watching something like a bird.

“Come out with us tonight!”
“Nah thats ok man I’m perched.”

perched by SarMyName December 10, 2017

Peshed meself loofin 

This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.

guy A - wow really?
guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin

Peshed meself loofin by blitz wagon March 21, 2023

Persheevus

A proper persheevus is were a person shaves somones pubes with there two front teeth.

Dude i racked up 40 bucks for giving old man withers a persheevus!

Persheevus by McJiizzyJ June 20, 2010

why perched? 

an exclamation from english teachers and students
originated from a teacher asking her class about a word in a poem

-you should say it in a silly way

-its fun to take the piss and be sure to when saying it Ü

- Why perched?!?!!?!?

- well... thats about it really

why perched? by rimmo May 7, 2008

Perthed

Getting poor value or having an experience that is of lower quality/standard than you would expect in a metropolitan city.

Taylah: How'd ya dinner go at tha Atrium mate?

Axel: Got Perthed brah. Food geddin worse ev'ry time I go. Imma beached as...

Perthed by sispec warrior November 3, 2013

persheus 

The kind , friendly minded person very helpful . Uniquely different ,suits best as a friend in need. And finally the most trustworthy person.

Hey do know anyone whom you can trust blindly
Yes ....it's "Persheus" :)

persheus by Kitty catty pu😽 November 23, 2021