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La Croix's wealthy, unflavored cousin. People who drink Perrier are either:

1. European;
2. rich to some degree;
3. or an experienced poser.

Pronounced peh·ree·ei. Gross to most Americans. The benefits are that it's filling and purportedly good for a hangover. Still, assuming you're in the U.S., why not just grab a La Croix?
Brent is the kind of guy who orders Perrier wherever he goes, if you know what I mean.

*Bartender brings over a Perrier*

*Takes a small sip, smacks lips*
"Mmm... still water just doesn't compare to Perrier. I first discovered the magic of Perrier in Marseille, where I sucked it out of some French chick's navel after doing a line down her chest. Say, ever been to France?"
Perrier by MC Shammer June 18, 2021

Perrier Poser 

A person who fills an empty Perrier bottle up with tap water and drinks it arrogantly.
Baltasar – Dave must be doing well. He is drinking Perrier and looking rich and classy.

Magnus – I saw Dave fill that Perrier bottle up with tap water earlier today.

Baltasar – Dave is such a Perrier poser.
Perrier Poser by Marry Swanson July 20, 2012

PSDD (Perrier Sipping/Swilling Debt Dodger) 

A conspicuous consumer who laments he/she "can't" pay his/her student loan or utility bills while headed out for a case of bottled water, carton of smokes, concert ticket or tattoo, etc. The thought of economizing or getting a second job to pay off debt is wholly repugnant. Much more attractive options for this type of person are federally mandated loan forgiveness, Go Fund Me campaigns, or even bankruptcy.
She spendshuge amounts on designer clothes, gourmet foods, etc., then complains she can't pay her rent. She's always looking for a way to get others to pay her bills--she's a true PSDD (Perrier sipping/swilling debt dodger)!!

Perrie Edwards 

She’s a queen
perrie Edwards is a beautiful queen and I love her a lot and is 1/4 of the biggest girl band in the world. Perries band members are jesy,Leigh-Anne,and jade I love them all
Perrie Edwards by Lovatic-mixer October 2, 2018

Rick Perried

(v.) When you have a list of three items and you forget what the third thing was.
I just Rick Perried again.

I had three things to buy, but I can't remember what the third thing was.
Rick Perried by f1point0 November 10, 2011
A Perrie is a rare creature to find. She can be very annoying, But loves everyone. She's beautiful, with ocean blue eyes. She easily gets boyfriends and is the best friend to have. Get yourself a Perrie in your life.
Woah look at her eyes, she must be a Perrie.
I met a girl today , she's definitely a Perrie.
Perrie by Kaharnish01 February 28, 2017