Punching The Clown 

The act of masturbation. Commonly known as jerking off...

Since she left i've been punching the clown like twice a day.

Punching The Clown by Nick Conte October 4, 2005

Punching rags

Doing it with your underwear on

We didn't want to get naked, so we ended up just punching rags

Punching rags by Poptart656 August 5, 2017

Punching the Squid

Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.

Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."

Punching the Squid by Arcaros August 1, 2017

Pancaking 

A sexual act in which a pancake is wiped across the person’s ass hole and then slapped against their titties until one or both partners comes.

Dory and Drew admitted to pancaking Keith.

Pancaking by PearlRachinsky February 7, 2021

Bustle Punching 

The act of entering a crowd with an erection and bumping into as many people as possible.

George was in a great mood. He just left a crowded elevator after cunningly Bustle Punching several women.

Bustle Punching by 12Free4 December 9, 2010

belly punching 

An act of punching a female stomach. It's also well known as a fetish, a branch of ryona.

I love belly punching. I wanna punch that girl in the stomach so bad, it makes be jizz so hard.

belly punching by Shawn123321123 November 11, 2013

punching 

People who are punching above their weight are generally going out with women of far superior quality in either the face/body department. Most famous example would be kathrine zeta jones and michael Douglas

That fucker there is punching way out of his league

punching by Matt 'steel chin' Williams December 23, 2006