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you know the saying 'padua to bed ursaline to wed' well i have a theory on that. see padua is the all girls school and ursaline is the school where boys with make-up eventuly become women. thats why it cost so much to go there, the gender-reasigning process is expensive, and that also explains why they are soo good at sports, i'm sure we've all thought 'pants check' when watching the UA teams...
wow like a real girl, with girly parts" padua girls
Padua girl by oh hell yes February 26, 2005
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you know the saying 'padua to bed ursuline to wed' well i have a theory on that. see padua is the all girls school and ursuline is the school where boys with make-up eventuly become women. thats why it cost so much to go there, the gender-reasigning process is expensive, and that also explains why they are soo good at sports, i'm sure we've all thought 'pants check' when watching the UA teams...
i am a padua girl, and i'm not 50lbs overweight, and i'm not a slut, but hey generalities are cool to make (haha yeah up above this is funny so get off it and laugh)
Padua girl by oh hell yes February 26, 2005

Padua Girl

a girl who wants to be an ursuline girl, but just doesnt have enough money or isnt smart enough to get into ursuline
a girl that goes to padua
Padua Girl by an ursuline girl March 12, 2005

Padua girl

1. A chick that gets mad because she can't beat the 3 time champs in v-ball n b-ball
2. a chick who don't have enough guts to step to us UA chicas
3. A chick who went into Padua a slut and came out a full blown lesbian.
Padua girls two great skills and they both involve their mouth.
Padua girl by 1Uachica February 1, 2005

padua academy 

an all girls school where lesbians frequently try to put down certain female students/athletes who refuse to satisfy their "womanly needs"..
Coach: you want to play? come in my office for a couple minutes (wink wink)
athlete: NO, i AM STRAIGHT!
coach: you're off the team.. wait no, you're expelled!
padua academy by theman February 23, 2005

Padua College 

School where a bunch of scrawny fags and wanna be hoodlums who vape go to.
Person 1: "Padua College is a shithole."
Person 2: "Yes it is."

Going Paducah 

dying, when someone or something is on it’s last legs, last gasp or exhibiting a death rattle (The word “Paducah” is derived from the sound made when a severed head is drop-kicked into an empty dumpster. pah-DOO-kah)
“C’mon stop smackin’ that old TV. You’re not helping any. It’s going Paducah and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
Going Paducah by goose_on_a_roof October 17, 2020