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Carolina Hood Ornament 

1. A friend, who after leaving the bar, volunteers to ensure that your hood doesn't fly up and obstruct your vision, by sitting, laying, or otherwise sprawling himself across the hood for the entire ride back to the house.

2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.
1. Tony and Robbie forgot the hood was unlatched when they spun out of peewee's bar, so Robbie had to be the Carolina Hood Ornament all the way home after the hood flew up and they were unable to shut it.

2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.
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jizz ornament 

Occurs during a male orgasim when the male cums on his partners face which then hangs from the receivers face.
Mateo, did you give your girlfriend a jizz ornament last night?
jizz ornament by corey270 November 2, 2007

Norwegian Hood Ornament 

When you take a big ole dumpy on the hood of someone’s car, in the cold; some of it gets warmed up by the sun and runs down the sides of the car appearing as a bow.
Bro you just got a Norwegian hood ornament!

cock ornament 

A woman whose only merit in life is the ability to provide sex to her boyfriend.
Dude, Becky is such a cock ornament!

Lawn Ornament 

Name for a broken down car or truck sitting in someones front yard.

These are usually found in small towns, and the car is usually an older American car. Camaros are one of the most common lawn ornaments found
"Hey Jeb, you ever gonna fix up that Camaro or do just keep it as a lawn ornament"
Lawn Ornament by Paul July 12, 2004

tree ornament 

a black man hanging from a tree with a rope in a noose around his neck
billy bob said with a tear in his eye, I know it aint christmas yet,but that thar tree ornament sure is pretty
tree ornament by frankenpimp February 10, 2004

Dutch Hood Ornament 

When you take poop on the hood of someone's car.
I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Hood Ornament when we broke up.
Dutch Hood Ornament by WTFuck July 10, 2014