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Opened the fridge

To expel a particularly textured and aromatically rich brand of flatulence, the smell of which brings to mind the distinct odor of food gone bad emanating from a freshly opened fridge.
Clear out everybody, Betsy just opened the fridge!
Opened the fridge by The Paul J February 23, 2007

opened on 

When someone opens ur message on Snapchat and doesn't respond.
Wtf? Dude she opened on me.
opened on by Cupcake March 13, 2017

Opened the crazy door 

making a girl cum once making them become crazy.
I opened the crazy door last night now Nicole won’t leave me alone.

Opened Window 

Opened Window, adj. is the term used to describe the amount of time available before the authorities arrive on the scene after a riot, protest, prank, graffiti or crime has been committed. Let me know when the coast is clear because the opened window is a short amount of time.
They knew they had an opened window of 3 minutes to spray paint that statue and leave before the cops came. Time span intentional act unexpected prank well timed protest rehearsed acts planned riot
Opened Window by Amazingman April 20, 2013

Opened the ham 

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.
Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.
Opened the ham by Pourl January 15, 2008

Opened a can of stew 

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet
I opened a can of stew in Eric's locker after school.