Open Face Parkdale Slider 

When someone lunges their genitals onto someone's face in a sliding motion, usually involves sweat and welfare.

Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.

"After that dinner argument I took your mother into the side room and gave her an Open Face Parkdale slider."

"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."

Open Face Parkdale Slider by Kdiamondz April 7, 2013

Open Face Sandwich 

When someone is laying on there back with there mouth open and a male runs towards them jumps and land cock first in their mouth.

I gave my buddy an Open Face Sandwich last night.

Open Face Sandwich by Nyequil May 28, 2022

round of open face 

1. an expression used to order you and your friends a round of any particular item (i.e. drinks, open face sandwiches)

Originated at the Crystal Palace Casino in the Bahamas. When someone would win a substantial amount of money late at night playing blackjack, it was customary to go to the deli and order your friends a round of open face roast beef sandwiches--while yelling round of open face to attract your friends scattered throughout the casino.

1. (Campbell yelling to the bartender as he walks into the D Horse) ROUND OF OPEN FACE!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: GYEA!!!!!!!

round of open face by vladdy 84 February 1, 2006

the open-face sandwich 

the act of spreading a partner's butt cheeks and filling the crack with semen and eating it yourself.

"I had to resort to the open-face sandwich because her vagina was so nasty."

the open-face sandwich by clutchclutchingtons September 7, 2012

Open ass face shank 

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.

Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.

Open ass face shank by Theßeave October 17, 2011

Every door I open I get kicked in the face

Having a very bad day.

John said "Every door I open I get kicked in the face." Nick said "Same, earlier Bob smacked me in the back of the head."

Every door I open I get kicked in the face by [e-mail] May 13, 2026

Open-Faced Burrito Slam 

A sexual manuever in which the female is lying with her shoulders down on the bed and her legs spread and pointing toward the ceiling. The male in turn has his penis pointed directly down and is in a state of insertion while his legs are to the sides of the female in a sort of half-crouch with his hands holding her ankles up. He then rocks back and forth, according to personal preference for amount of pleasure desired. This angle allows maximum stimulation of the female's G-spot and requires almost no effort from either participant whilst allowing for a maximum amount of stimulation.

This is a variation of the Samoan Piledriver.

"Dude! I got a leg cramp from doing the Open-Faced Burrito Slam last night!"

Open-Faced Burrito Slam by Big Evil! November 29, 2004