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1. Making one's penis disappear, most likely your own.
2. Trying to detect plastic with a metal detector.
1. "Man, that magician's ocking me! I won't know where I'm peeing now!"
2. "I've ocked all over, but all I found was metal."
ocking by Rupert Gehmlich November 22, 2005
Related Words
onking oaking Oinking Onning On King David ooking orking Onging oning ocking
of animals: thrusting one's snout into a camera's lens when your photograph is taken, resulting in a fish-eye view where the nose appears disproportionately large.

The photographers who encourage this are known as orkers. Most notably: Cow Orkers, given cows' propensity to enable this.

Also: puppy orking, cat orking.
Awww this orking kitten picture is soooo cute!
orking by missjimjams January 26, 2010

haha-oking 

Putting an end to an SMS conversation especially if your interlocutor is a last texter. Usually it is very hard to respond to such an answer.
Sarah: nat is such a bitch! do u know what she did last night?? i hate her so much!!
Jimmy: haha ok
Sarah: You always try to abort our conversations prematurely... Stop haha-oking me!
Jimmy: haha ok
haha-oking by 4p£x October 17, 2010
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Danny: Hey what're you up to Yvonne?

Yvvone: Oh I'm just Oinking on league

Danny: Damn me too, lets play some ranked!
Oinking by yvvonefanoink69777 April 14, 2021
This term describes the many abbreviations and acronyms that are used when people converse over the internet, i.e. online lingo.

Examples of onlingo:

rofl - roll on floor lauging

afk - away from keyboard

ppl - people

nvm - never mind
Please refrain from using onlingo on this site, as we have many international users who are not familiar with this.

My dad has started to use onlingo in texts! Really surprised me when he wrote OMG! - i was like OMG!
onlingo by JWBPhayz December 21, 2009