ollie on the grass 

A policy of safe and ineffectual behavior. Someone who eschews the common observation of "no risk, no reward". Exemplified by wanna-be's, esp. girlfriends, that feebly attempt a skateboarding trick/ollie on a soft surface.

Don't ollie on the grass.

ollie on the grass by captain scrappy December 13, 2008

shit on the grass 

Shit on the grass is a shot made from flaoting baily's irish cream ontop of midori.
The midori being the grass, and the baily's is the shit.

Peter: What are you guys drinking?
Chris: Shit on the grass, you girlfreind had some too.
Peter: where is she?
Chris: throwing up.

shit on the grass by 30OTT August 2, 2006

Ass on the grass mann

a line demo man tf2 says while using the scotts man stagger

Ass on the grass mann

Ass on the grass mann by Grojg the car December 24, 2020

the grass is always greener on the other side 

"The grass is always greener on the other side" is a statement used in the English language when one notices cows in a pasture stretching their necks through openings in the fence to get the green, uncut grass, on the other side.

Person #1: Why is the cow trying to stick his head through the fence?
Person #2: To get the grass.
Person #1: Why don't they just eat the grass in their pasture?
Person #2: Because, the grass is always greener on the other side.

Person 1: Is that cow trying to choke itself?
Person 2: No. It's trying to get grass. The grass is greener on the other side.

the grass is always greener on the other side by Brjánn February 4, 2018

the grass is greener on the other side 

A phrase used by an illegal distributor of marjijuana( plug ) to let customers know he has more product.

Guy 1: hey man, the grass is greener on the other side.

Guy 2: okay, need 1.

the grass is greener on the other side by YeetSauce July 19, 2016

on the right side of the grass 

You are not dead and buried yet

As long as you are on the right side of the grass I will stick around

on the right side of the grass by Pontifex IV October 9, 2017

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 by Zonal K October 10, 2019