nutrition coach 

An individual who would like to be a dietitian but is too lazy or incompetent to get a BS or MS in nutrition, complete 1200 hours of practical experience and pass a national exam.

I don't eat carbs because my nutrition coach said they are bad for me.

nutrition coach by Fresh foodie August 12, 2014

Nutrition Sauce

Any liquid that isn’t water

ANY liquid

1: Can I have some of that nutrition sauce?
2: Dude that’s mud

Nutrition Sauce by Adolphin24 October 5, 2020

nutrition Karen 

People who forces a diet on people.

They are a nutrition karen for trying to force me to become a vegan.

nutrition Karen by helloIhatepeople February 2, 2023

optical nutrition 

looking at facebook pictures of pretty girls.

I had optical nutrition on Maria's profile.

optical nutrition by werls July 12, 2011

bad nutrition 

The best band ever

Did you see Bad Nutrition last night?
Yeah! Sausage Roll is my fave song ever!

bad nutrition by Ykickamoocow June 28, 2019

Verbal Nutrition 

Food for thought.

I really need some Verbal Nutrition.

Verbal Nutrition by Budben1 February 26, 2011

Optimal Sport Nutrition 

where big dick players purchase there supplements, smoothies, and go tan.

do you shop at Optimal Sport Nutrition?

yes, im a big dick player =)

Optimal Sport Nutrition by static5 September 1, 2011