Numpties

Trolls, but uglier

"Font seat's for people who haven't been kidnapped by fucking numpties"

Numpties by pseudonyyyyym May 5, 2018

numptington 

A village where all numptys are located to bring up numptiods and numptwells usually triggering chavness throughtout the neighbourhood

Larry Burke : Oi Steve you going to pick your numptoids up in numptington tonight.

Steve: Yea just gotta wait for my numpty truck to get fixed

numptington by NumptingtonSteve August 22, 2007

Numpties

The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.

"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"

Numpties by yeet_yut November 28, 2018

numptey 

someone who is stupid/foolish yet thinks that they are correct in what they are saying or doing.

"4+4 = 10"
"no its not you numptey"

numptey by brownspoon May 18, 2006

numptwell

noun. A person who is exceedingly good at being a numptywithout trying. Does not apply to people who feign numptyness. Can be used affectionately

Bob was a real numptwell, not a numpty.

numptwell by Anonimous moose September 26, 2006

numptee 

a properly clueless cunt with a vacant look

dont look at me like a numptee

numptee by Solja July 16, 2003

Numptified 

When something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. Also it can be used to describe somebody's brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.

"damn it, the cake's gone numptified - it hasn't risen at all"
"Sorry if I'm not making sense, I've gone numptified since last night's party"
"That numptified checkout girl couldn't find the bar-code on the back of my book. It was totally visible though!"

Numptified by Clover_grl January 11, 2009