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Noun: A "Noop" refers to a person, place and or thing that is lacking of intelligence in the moment, a person with amnesia could be considered a Noop. Someone or something that does something dumb or stupid. "Noop" can be interchanged with words like, "idiot" "retard" or "dumbass".
1.
R: I thought today was Monday all day but it's actually Sunday!

T: What a Noop..

2.
T: I forgot to feed the dog at 10 o clock so I fed him at 4 o clock when I remembered.

R: Could you be any more of a Noop?
Noop by Trooper3dope January 8, 2017
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Somebody who knows what they are doing but not very good at doing it. Differing from a noob.

Evolved from nincompoop
How did you miss the ball you noop
Noop by Bleachedsmiles January 31, 2017
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The act of taking a hot, steamy dump during the night. Usually around 11-3. Requires tremendous skill and focus.
"What are you doing up so late honey"- mom

"Just taking a very large noop cause the tacos you made agreed with my stocmach about as well as you agreeing with me being gay"-me
Noop by MetalDanMaster 69 June 11, 2017
A word only used by high intellectuals, whom’st have Harvard graduates, and PhD Students kneel and bow down. They are nothing in comparison to the intellectually superior gentlemen who use this foreign piece of astrological language.
“Noop, I can’t make it to the party, too busy teaching rocket scientists astrophysics.
Noop by Anonymous Intellectual December 31, 2017
A word used by highly intelligent life forms to give a negative response.
Noop by Intelligent Life Form January 1, 2018
To aggressively poop and nut at the same time, hence to “noop.”
Oh man that door knob was so sexy I nooped all over the kitchen.
Noop by SukMikeHok October 19, 2019
Emptying your bowels at noon.

Taking a poop at 12:00 pm.

Going number 2 after lunch.
I went to lunch break at 11:15. After eating I walked a good 500 yards to get back to work and I had to take my daily noop.
Noop by QSBJ November 12, 2019