nobber 

someone who is completly bent and smells of arse

You nobber

nobber by Bisto! January 30, 2003

nobber 

also a term used for the motorbike honda cub 90

we off 2 quarry on your nobber

nobber by nunovyabizness December 3, 2004

Nobber 

Someone who has had a bad relationship experience in the past and choses to dwell on the negative aspects of life rather than move on.

Guy 1: cant do with women they are all the same...
Guy 2: what a nobber...

Nobber by Nat S April 18, 2014

nobber 

Idiot, faggot, freak, arse bandit, just to name a few examples

Alan is a nobber

nobber by Everybody at Exel November 17, 2006

Nobber 

Another saying for Head ;blowjob , brain etc .

Peacock gave Landon a nobber

Nobber by Sexyyyjp January 8, 2021

nobber of the week 

Highly prestigious award given to the one person who has most notably made the biggest arse of themselves during the past 7 days.

Keith Sargeant

nobber of the week by MikeB October 20, 2003

Nobber Lads 

100% culchies. Absolute animals. Would plow through anything that stands in their way. Shifting the young-one's Up in Carrick Is where you'd Find most of them. Big units That would run ye over In their Tractors.If ye mess with One You'd have big man Seamus Doherty To plow ye down into the ground hy.

Townies: 'ah shite Here come the nobber lads we stand no chance'
Nobber lad: 'bejesus now Don't start on me or you'd get Fucked hy'

Nobber Lads by KWoodBaller November 2, 2018