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Mensch ärgere Dich nicht 

Mensch ärgere Dich nicht is a board game where each player controls 4 pieces. In order to win, each player must be able to land all their pieces in the "safe zone" where they can no longer be attacked, the first player to place their pieces in the safe zone wins.

Players during each turn roll a dice to move their pieces. In order to begin, a player must roll a 6 in order to activate one of their pieces, in order to place more pieces on the board a 6 must be rolled each time.

Players move their way around the board and are allowed to attack other players if they roll a number that lands their piece in the same spot as another player.

Commonly known amongst western European players as "the game".

BE WARNED

This is a game where things can get heated, play at your own risk

Best played with perfect friends
Sarina: "Hey foucer, wanna play the game"
Thomas: "Dude last time we played Mensch ärgere Dich nicht you kicked my fuckin ass"

Michael Nicht 

Best actor in the whole universe
Michael Nicht: Batsen nou.

Michael Nicht: Kappe kutt
Michael Nicht by Michael nicht March 5, 2017

Du verstehst es einfach nicht 

for someone that just doesn’t verstehen anything (ger)
Ich: Digga Bao, Angelina ist heute so lost.

Bao: Ja nh. Angelina! Du verstehst es einfach nicht.

Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch 

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"
german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately
When a male urinates deep inside of a woman's vagina during intercourse.
Taken from early Swedish adult films, nichigga was frowned upon by the older generations and eventually outlawed by the Swedish Parliament.
While the original spelling of the Swedish word has been lost, nichigga is the closest phonetic approximation to the word.
I'm going to nichigga deep inside of you.
Nichigga by Tup Tup in the butt. November 2, 2013

Nicholas Alexander 

The guy who successfully managed to pirate Warcraft III, so that he could play Defense of the Ancients.
EvaX : I, EvaX, humbly submit a toast, to Nicholas Alexander, for successfully managing to pirate Warcraft III, so that he may play Defense of the Ancients, congratulations Nick, enjoy your DOTA. *sips coom* ahh~~.