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A group of two lovers who are literally twins and are super rebellious but try there best to fit in
JeezI wouldn’t want to be a Navel
Navel by Mockjer May 4, 2018

Navel lint 

Navel lint is one of those things or folks that tend to exist for no particular reason and which serve no useful purpose. You'll be sitting out on the back verandah with a beer in your mitt gazing out on your domain and you'll be having a good old scratch of your belly and, in your boredom, happen to inspect your belly button, having forgotten all about it or not noticed it in quite a few years. You'll give that a bit of an explore and lo and behold...there it is...navel lint. No discernible colour or hint as to its source and it manages to take your interest for a good two or three seconds while you wonder about its origin or purpose and feel a vague sense of pleasure having freed your navel of it. It's perhaps somewhat like the pleasure that only a boy can understand from a good successful nose or scab pick.

So that's what navel lint is - someone who has much in common with a crusty old scab or a bit of nose pick. Best way to handle them is to just flick them away.
There's a piece of navel lint that pops into the forum once in a while with the express purpose of stinking the place up. Nine times out of ten I'd ignore it but this time it made some particularly obnoxious and insulting remarks...
Navel lint by Mitziel September 19, 2013

navel piercing 

AKA belly button piercing. it's a sexy piercing which can either heal well without problem or get infected. there have been myths that an infection in a true navel piercing can travel inward to the liver or peritoneum, there are no known cases of this occurring.
damn did you see that girls navel piercing, its sexy

navel-gazing 

Engaging in self-absorbed behavior, often to the point of being narcissistic.
If she would stop navel-gazing, she would realize the light had turned green.
navel-gazing by RenegadeTX January 20, 2007

Navel surprise 

Left over jizz found in a girls belly button the following day.
Lisa: Eww gross whats in my belly button!!!

Karen: It appears Kyle left you a Navel surprise.
Navel surprise by Gritty42 November 29, 2011

navel smegma

that gross white crud that smells like cheese that comes from your navel. it may collect lint and other particles further enhancing said cheese-like odor
this girl was goin down on me and said she smelled something foul...she was like damn nigga i think you got some navel smegma
navel smegma by L-D to da D-Z November 8, 2006