ring my ding and suck my dong 

It's another way of sucking a dick

You just got you dick sucked

ring my ding and suck my dong

ring my ding and suck my dong by Ass_Slayer March 30, 2020

Plop my dong 

Playing dance dance revolution too much.

I plopped my dong, now im tired.

Plop my dong by Sir Jesus Christ March 22, 2005

Blank My Dong 

To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.

Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.

Blank My Dong by George Hughes 5000 January 17, 2011

swongle my dong 

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic

1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."

swongle my dong by DongSwongler April 14, 2021

Beefing my dong

Pulling a Royce

When someone who thinks theyre great, but in reality are not as in they are "beefing my dong"

Beefing my dong by RiskyOmega December 17, 2025

My ding dong

A very large object

Look at my ding dong.

My ding dong by Gez man wayyy boz July 2, 2019

Ching Chong on my ding dong 

The exclusive phrase for Chinese people who can speak english to ask people on Omegle "do you wanna suck my Asian dick"

Chinese guy: Hello you want to Ching Chong on my ding dong
Random person on Omegle: what the fuck did you just say

Ching Chong on my ding dong by Inner Asian intel April 2, 2022