cheese of my cock 

The ultimate insult to belittle someone.

Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.

I was down on your mother like a beaver on a hunk of wood.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

cheese of my cock by kam75xx April 3, 2021

i am all the day with my cock up 

phrase first used on suicidegirls.com by member Emovi, a member whose first language is not english, in a thread referencing the beauty of one of the site's models (Katie). this occurred on April 1, 2004.

from this grew a 20+ page thread on SG involving many variations and alterred-to-fit images, spread to other web forums, spawned a music video, t-shirts & caps, etc.

original full phrase: "o god i am all the day with my cock up this girl make me so horny... i am the only one??"

some phrse variations:

in reference to Monty Python's Silly Walk sketch, "i am all the day with my walk up"

in reference to watching original Star Treks, "i am all the day with my spock up"

and so on.

i am all the day with my cock up by RumpusP April 23, 2004

stalking my cock

Euphemism for masturbation.

I've been stalking my cock all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.

stalking my cock by SHLA June 23, 2011

rock my cock

Whenever a female proceeds to do sexual acts upon your penis

"That ho' is totally gonna rock my cock bro"

rock my cock by Johnhopkins May 13, 2017

smoke my cock 

A direct imperative given at a time of great dismay. Usually said to an enemy or foe. Can be modified into a question. Ex. Why don't you smoke my cock?

While waiting in line some guy asked me to move so he could let his friends cut in. I told him to go smoke my cock.

smoke my cock by Jack Beats Nimble January 28, 2010

Suck My Cock 

Those 3 special words every girl longs to hear

"You know i love you, you don't need to hear it again. Now Suck my cock"

Suck My Cock by Ze 1 September 22, 2005

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace 

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022